Breaking news: Luca Pferdmenges, a 22-year-old from Germany who’s been to an astounding 190 countries, has officially been declared the most annoying person on the planet. We know, it’s shocking.
With over 2.9 million TikTok followers hanging on his every word, Luca decided to share his latest, most groundbreaking revelation: he’s really, really tired of popular travel destinations. Who knew that the Maldives and the Seychelles could be so, well, basic?
In a candid interview with the Daily Mail, Luca didn’t hesitate to throw shade at some of the world’s most beloved countries. “Egypt? Overrated. France? A total snoozefest. Maldives? Just a bunch of water, really. Mauritius, Seychelles, and most of the Caribbean Lesser Antilles? Yawn. It’s all just pretty beaches, and frankly, I’m bored.”
Yes, you heard it right. A man who’s seen almost every corner of the earth is bored. With beaches. We can only imagine the trauma he’s endured, lounging on white sand with nothing but crystal-clear waters and palm trees to keep him company.
But it doesn’t stop there. Luca has been everywhere in Europe, and when asked which place he found the most dangerous, he bravely called out… Belgium. At night. Specifically, Brussels. According to Luca, the Belgian capital is a hotbed of peril after dark. “It just feels super unsafe, you know? And let’s be honest, most Belgian cities are just plain ugly. Grey, depressing, and downright terrifying in the winter.”
Oh, and don’t even get him started on Paris, London, and Frankfurt. Apparently, these cities have joined the exclusive club of “Most Dangerous Places According to Luca Pferdmenges.”
But here’s the kicker: Luca has graciously warned us all to steer clear of popular European destinations like France, Italy, Greece, or Spain. Because, really, why would anyone want to visit those dull, overrated places? Instead, he suggests we all flock to Montenegro or Slovenia, which, as he’s keen to remind us, are “some of the most beautiful countries in the world – and cheap.” Thanks for the tip, Luca.
So there you have it, folks. The world has confirmed what we all suspected: the more countries you visit, the more annoying you become. We eagerly await Luca’s next TikTok, where he’ll probably declare Antarctica a “total tourist trap.”
